Vampira the very first Horror Host as portrayed by Maila Nurmi on television and in films.
When I finish construction of my time machine, I am going to go back in time and go on a date with Vampira.
Where will we go you ask?
What a silly question, We obviously will go even further back in time, to 1927 to see Lon Chaney Sr. in "London After Midnight." After which I will let her pick the next destination.
"But aren't you married?" you ask.
(You really are full of stupid questions today)
Yes, yes I am, and I have that part all figured out as well. I will of course be taking the Warden on this trip, I will after all need someone to distract James Dean while I put the moves on Vampira.
You see, it really is a well thought out plan.
For more information about Vampira, check out her page at Cult Sirens.com
UPDATE:It looks like Vampira's Attic is back online!
Be sure to check out http://vampirasattic.com
And if anyone out there knows where I might find some footage of Vampira in action (other than P9FOS) PLEASE let me know!